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Vogon Captain: What do you mean you’ve never been to Alpha Centauri? Oh, for heaven’s sake, mankind, it’s only four light years away, you know. I’m sorry, but if you can’t be bothered to take an interest in local affairs, that’s your own look-out. Energize the demolition beam. I don’t know. Apathetic bloody planet. I have no sympathy at all.

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http://www.tv.com/the-hitch-hikers-guide-to-the-galaxy/episode-1/episode/125032/summary.html